Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)

Directed by Rick Bota [Other horror films: Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002), Hellraiser: Deader (2005)]

When it comes to the various Hellraiser sequels, I have to admit that I have a tad of a soft spot for Hellworld. It’s not a return to classic form whatsoever, but at least it’s marginally different than what Inferno, Hellseeker, and Deader went for, so that’s a good start.

In truth, I do like the story of this one. It takes a somewhat meta view of things – players of a game called Hellworld (which is based on the myth behind the Hellraiser films #questionmark?) are invited to a Hellworld-themed party, and it’s not quite the festivities they were hoping for.

This was filmed back-to-back with Deader, which is why it feels far more like a film from the early 2000’s than it does one from the mid-2000’s, but I think it’s a hell of a lot more coherent than Deader ever was, and though the story sort of takes even a further divergent path from the original than do many of the other sequels, I think by this point in the franchise, they needed a little something to shake things up.

I love seeing a few familiar faces here. Henry Cavill (who later goes on to play Superman in Man of Steel and related DCEU movies, not to mention Blood Creek) made some quality facial expressions, and Khary Payton (the guy who voiced Cyborg on Teen Titans) appeared too, which was fun. I’ve seen Katheryn Winnick in a handful of things (Satan’s Little Helper, Amusement), and while her performance was a bit weak at times, it’s always nice to see a friendly face.

Anna Tolputt hasn’t been in many things, but her character’s reasonably fun, at least with the screentime she gets, and Christopher Jacot had some solid moments too. Of course, Doug Bradley as Pinhead is always fun, and he even comes with a decent quote in this one (“Oh, what wonders we have to show you,”), which have been lacking from recent sequels. Oh, and horror veteran Lance Henriksen (Pumpkinhead, Mansion of the Doomed, The Mangler 2, Gehenna: Where Death Lives, In the Spider’s Web) pops up too, and he does bring some charm to this one.

I think what sets Hellworld apart from many of the other sequels is the finale. True, a decent amount of the film feels disjointed and confusing, as Inferno through Deader felt, but the finale ties many aspects of the movie together. It’s possible that it could be the case that the idea outshone the execution, but even so, ever since I first saw this one many years ago, I’ve found it decently enjoyable.

As far as the special effects go, it’s up and down. Some sequences look decent, such as a simple decapitation. Others – well, not so much. There was an okay sequence with someone strapped to a chair and getting Saw-esque treatment, but there was also some disfigured corpses chasing after someone, so like I said, it had its ups and downs. I can gladly say, though, that my favorite Cenobite, Chatterer, pops up here, and it is nice to see his delightful face once more.

I know there are some out there who find this one of the weakest sequels (well, at least until Revelations came out), and I just never saw Hellworld that way. I don’t think it’s a great movie or anything but I think it tries something a bit different, and certainly stands out in the lineup of the franchise. It won’t do it for everyone – no movie does – but I’m a fan of this one, flaws and all.

7/10

Hellraiser: Deader (2005)

Directed by Rick Bota [Other horror films: Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002), Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)]

It’s been quite some time since I’ve last seen this sequel – anywhere from ten to 18 years, I’d guess – and after watching it with fresh eyes, well, I can say that it’s not that good at all, in my view.

Both Inferno and Hellseeker brought the series into a more psychological realm, and while the execution of such a tonal shift is certainly debatable, the very fact that they changed things up doesn’t need to be a negative. However, in the case of Hellseeker, and certainly in the case of this movie, things just don’t work out.

My main issues with Deader is largely the same issues I had with Hellseeker – it’s an absolute narrative mess. In the second half of the film, I have almost zero idea of what’s actually going on. See, when the main character (Kari Wuhrer) accidentally “opens” the Lament Configuration, not to mention having a run-in with Deaders (I’ll touch on them in a bit), she starts having a bunch of things that may or may not be visions.

First she’s struggling to get through a thin walkway, which I’m inclined to think wasn’t really happening. She gets stabbed, but wakes up in her hotel room. She’s still stabbed, but alive – perhaps the ritual that seemed like a dream in which she was killed but still lives – and then runs into Pinhead on a train. After that, she wakes up in a mental institute, but that’s definitely not real, because she shortly thereafter goes into her past to face her demons and then appears back on the table she was on in that dream that wasn’t a dream and then Pinhead.

I have no idea what Wuhrer’s character actually encounters past a certain point in the movie. Zero. There’s a cult of people who intentionally kill themselves, because the leader can bring them back to life – I don’t know why they’d bother joining, as it doesn’t seem to me being a member of this group comes with any perks – and it was sort of interesting seeing the conflict between the cult leader and Pinhead (because as the cult leader brings them back from the dead, he ‘steals’ them from Pinhead) – but again, the execution sucked hard.

Kari Wuhrer (Eight Legged Freaks, The Hitcher II: I’ve Been Waiting, Final Examination) didn’t really impress me much, but I really think it’s more the story that frustrated me as opposed to her performance. Simon Kunz (The Bunker, Eight for Silver) was quite a bit of fun during his few scenes. Paul Rhys’ character should have had more depth, but it’s always a pleasure seeing Doug Bradley, of course.

The issue here is that the story strikes me as a mess. I don’t entirely understand the goals of Rhys’ character. I don’t understand Pinhead’s goals. There’s another character here who seems to want to destroy Rhys’ character, but she goes about it in such a vague way. It’s just not an easy story to follow, given the narrative structure, and it’s just not that pleasurable either. Trippy at times, sure, but not pleasurable.

Of the first seven Hellraiser movies, I do think this is the worst one. Both Bloodline and Hellseeker had some problems, but this one was just a mess. Sure, it has some quality hook action at time (though at other times, the effects look quite poor), and Bradley’s Pinhead is always fun to see, but overall, this is a rather poor entry, which is disappointing given the somewhat interesting ideas we’re presented with.

4.5/10

Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis (2005)

Directed by Ellory Elkayem [Other horror films: They Nest (2000), Eight Legged Freaks (2002), Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave (2005)]

One of two Return of the Living Dead sequels from 2005 (the other being Rave to the Grave), Necropolis isn’t nearly as fun as I recall it being. Not that it’s as painfully terrible as the third movie was, but it was plenty cringy toward the end, and it was far from a memorably okay movie.

When I was a kid, though, I remember this being a blast. I only saw it once, but I do recall enjoying a decent amount of this. I entirely forget about the terrible uber-soldier zombie things at the end, which is probably good, because if I remembered that before watching this one again, I would have approached this with much more trepidation. As it is, nostalgia didn’t help much at all, and while I thought some portions were okay (in an early The Perfect Score-type way), Necropolis was pretty shabby.

Peter Coyote, as the antagonist, was pretty damn weak. So were most others, though, so he fits in fine. Amusingly, there’s something like seven different teen characters (eight if you count main character Julian’s younger brother Jake, played by Alexandru Geoana), and not many are memorable. Sure, Aimee-Lynn Chadwick is cute (she wears glasses, guys – how could anyone think otherwise?), Elvin Dandel had a little character (and Dandel also appeared in Headless Horseman and Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud), and John Keefe occasionally had an expressive face, but there’s not a hell of a lot going on with the cast.

Though much in the same vein as Chadwick, there are two other reasonably attractive actresses, being Diana Munteanu (“Hey, big boy”) and Jana Kramer. Kramer isn’t a humongous name; aside from being a character in One Tree Hill (which isn’t a show I’m not remotely familiar with), I’ve not seen her in anything. She is, however, a country singer, and while I’m not personally a big modern-day country fan, I do quite enjoy her song “I Got the Boy.” It’s sort of amusing to see that ten years before that song, she was in a movie of this type of quality.

I do love that quality motorbiking montage, though – it seems so incredibly dated (much like that beautiful hacking scene, which is slightly only more updated than the Jurassic Park hacking sequence). Like I mentioned earlier, a lot of this (especially around the break-in scene) reminded me of The Perfect Score, which came out a year earlier, and is a much more enjoyable film, especially given that this movie has an uber-soldier zombie much like the third movie had, which is always a questionable choice.

When I was a kid, Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis had the same type of charm possessed by Fido, and I don’t know exactly why I thought that. After seeing it again, it’s nowhere near good, and Fido is by all means a better film. The zombies here were weak, as was the story, and it didn’t have an emotional punch like you’d hope (even with a somewhat surprising death of a younger character). I hated the third film more (deal with it, brahs), but this is still a pretty underwhelming movie.

5.5/10

An American Haunting (2005)

Directed by Courtney Solomon [Other horror films: N/A]

I’m somewhat of two minds about this one. I certainly like some of the scenes in the film, and I don’t object to that much of the movie, but the finale didn’t really feel right to me, and the ending scene itself struck me as just overly dramatic (here’s a hint: instead of screaming at a moving car, just call the police to stop the car. It’ll probably work better, at least if you’re white).

Before I go further, I should explain that there are two versions of this film, a PG-13 version and an unrated version. I didn’t know this before hand, but thankfully, it turns out I watched the unrated version, which was about eight minutes longer. I saw this film once before, and I can’t recall if what I watched then was also the unrated version, or perhaps the PG-13 version, but either way, what I thought about the movie the first time around is about what I think this time around.

I don’t hold it against the film for looking for an explanation that might be a little more memorable than your average supernatural movie, but I have to say, even with the tiny hints and clues that something else was afoot, it felt, at least to me, that the ending came out of nowhere. Also, while I believe that the victim of such a circumstance might be forced to forget about the incident, others who happen to just walk into such a situation strike me as not being able to forget so quickly. It just felt odd, especially when it seems that the entity, whatever it was, set out to harm and persistently bother both Donald Sutherland’s and Rachel Hurd-Wood’s characters.

Some years ago, I watched a Japanese film known as Tales of Terror: Haunted Apartment, and it was mostly a decent little Asian horror film. That was, until the ending, which threw in a plot twist that, as far as I could tell, was basically never hinted at once throughout the previous hour and a half, and it just felt like it was thrown in to shock people. Here, there are hints given, but I don’t know if they’re too subtle or maybe not given enough, but it just didn’t really feel like an earned finale to me.

I’ve only seen Sutherland in a handful of movies (the most recent ones being the 2004 Salem’s Lot mini-series and the 2003 remake of The Italian Job), but I think he’s pretty okay here. I think that if the story had been changed up a little, his character could have been a lot better, but hey, he’s still a good actor. Rachel Hurd-Wood is solid too, though she doesn’t necessarily have a high amount of personal agency in the movie. Sissy Spacek (most famous now and forever for Carrie) was fine here, as was James D’Arcy (who played Jarvis in the ill-fated Agent Carter series), but neither one blew the top off the house.

Many of the haunting scenes themselves are decent, though few are stellar. Much of it is the being-held-down-by-an-unseen-entity variety, but that carriage scene was pretty solid from beginning to end. Also, I think Hurd-Wood’s interactions with the spirit at school were all enjoyable, though I wish the spirit had done more to help her than to terrify her, but then again, who am I to criticize how a spirit operates?

Once all is said and done, and we get past that ending which still feels off, An American Haunting is an okay movie, and certainly more well-made than some other versions of the story (such as the low-budget 2004 Bell Witch Haunting), but I don’t think there’s enough here for me to call it a good movie, even with the unrated version at my disposal, and overall, while I think there’s some good things here, ultimately it’s below average.

6/10

Subspecies (1991)

Directed by Ted Nicolaou [Other horror films: Ragewar (1984, segment ‘Desert Pursuit’), Savage Island (1985), TerrorVision (1986), Bad Channels (1992), Bloodstone: Subspecies II (1993), Bloodlust: Subspecies III (1994), Vampire Journals (1997), Subspecies: The Awakening (1998), Ragdoll (1999), Urban Evil (2000), The St. Francisville Experiment (2000), The Horrible Dr. Bones (2000), I, Vampire (2000, segments ‘Spawn of Hell’ & ‘Undead Evil’), Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys (2004), The Etruscan Mask (2007), DevilDolls (2012), Deadly Dolls: Deepest Cuts (2018), Vampire Slaughter: Eaten Alive (2018), Don’t Let Her In (2021)]

One of the first American films made in Romania, Subspecies has a very authentic feel to it, and while I don’t necessarily love the story, I do think that this movie has a lot going for it.

Full Moon Productions, who also brought to life the Puppet Master series, along with the enjoyable Castle Freak, did quite well with Subspecies, especially given the fact I’m not really much of a vampire fan. Here, the design of the antagonist Radu (played by Anders Hove) is pretty damn good, reminiscence of Orloc from Nosferatu with his abnormally long fingers. The vibe to the film is great, and any scene that took place in the Romanian woods, or near a castle, or even in the small village, had a lot of atmosphere.

Ivan J. Rado was perhaps my favorite performance from the film. He doesn’t shine from the beginning, but once things get going, he proves to be a very useful person to have on your side. Of course, Hove does fantastic as the villainous Radu, and has a very threatening feel to him. I wasn’t deeply enthralled with Michael Watson or his character, but it still worked out decently. Laura Mae Tate did great as the lead woman, though, and it’s a shame that she wasn’t really in many things aside from this (only thing of note was 1991’s Dead Space, a disappointing remake of 1982’s Forbidden World).

I don’t love a whole lot of vampire films, and I certainly wouldn’t say that I love Subspecies, but I did enjoy it a lot more this time around as opposed to when I first saw it. The story isn’t really what my go-to horror is, but given that the film carries with it such a solid vibe (filming in Romania really did a lot for this one, I think), I can forego any strong feelings of dislike concerning the story.

One small note – the stop-motion minions of Radu didn’t really look the best, and I don’t really think they were used enough to warrant their inclusion. Perhaps that changes as the series goes on (I’ve not seen, as of yet, any of the sequels), but here, they didn’t do that much, and looked somewhat goofy while not doing it.

There’s few vampire films that I really enjoy, but I do appreciate Subspecies, and I certainly think that the film isn’t anywhere near bad. It’s not my usual type of thing, but a lot is done right, and the vibe is to kill for. Definitely worth a look if you’re a fan of either vampires or other Full Moon Entertainment movies.

7.5/10

This was discussed on Fight Evil’s podcast. Check out Chucky (@ChuckyFE) and I discuss this if interested.

Seed of Chucky (2004)

Seed of Chucky

Directed by Don Mancini [Other horror films: Curse of Chucky (2013), Cult of Chucky (2017)]

Perhaps it was just my mood, but I found this film wholly unjustifiable. To be honest, though, my mood aside, I cannot imagine a situation in which I could ever find this movie acceptable.

Bride of Chucky damaged the series by creating a more light-hearted experience, but there was still plenty of elements to moderately enjoy. Seed of Chucky has virtually nothing.

Two of the deaths in the film were okay (a disembowelment and a flamethrower kill). A few of the lines made me chuckle (such as the jab at Tilly’s voice). Hannah Spearritt was cute (though her character was extraordinarily idiotic).

But as far as positives go, that’s it.

The biggest problem for me is that I just didn’t like the story at all. It’s such a stupid concept. Toward the end, it felt rushed, and the epilogue was just terrible, but the bigger issue is there wasn’t a single thing about the plot that I thought was good or worth seeing. Not a single thing.

The addition of Glen/Glenda was misguided (just as shooting oneself in the face is misguided). I don’t know if I can even expand on that. It was just a stupid idea, and it’s a damn shame that the series fell to this level.

It may be worth mentioning that unlike the first four films in this series, I’ve never seen this one before, for exactly the reason that I thought it sounded idiotic. I did try, at the beginning, to go in with an open mind. But when the opening sequence is revealed as a dream, and Glen/Glenda wakes up and had a British accent, I was done.

A God-awful experience, perhaps one of the worst sequels to an otherwise decently solid series that I could possibly imagine. Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood was better and more entertaining than this shit. The rating is for the two solid kills, the few humorous lines the movie possessed, and Spearritt.

2/10

If you want to hear me spew hate on this, check out our review from Fight Evil’s podcast, episode #33, as Chucky (@ChuckyFE) and I discuss this one.