
Directed by Roger Corman [Other horror films: The Beast with a Million Eyes (1955), Day the World Ended (1955), It Conquered the World (1956), Not of This Earth (1957), Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957), The Undead (1957), War of the Satellites (1958), The Wasp Woman (1959), A Bucket of Blood (1959), House of Usher (1960), The Little Shop of Horrors (1960), The Pit and the Pendulum (1961), The Premature Burial (1962), Tales of Terror (1962), Tower of London (1962), The Raven (1963), The Terror (1963), X (1963), The Haunted Palace (1963), The Masque of the Red Death (1964), The Tomb of Ligeia (1964), Roger Corman’s Frankenstein Unbound (1990)]
I can’t imagine this will take that long to explain, because there’s not really that much here.
We have a story of Cubans trying to steal money from Cuba after the revolution (on a side note, the best part of this movie is being reminded of the Cuban Revolution – throwing off the USA-backed government and creating a socialist system) and then being killed by fake and real monsters. I was going to try to describe the film better, but I realized that if they didn’t put that much effort into making this movie, I’m not going to put much effort in reviewing it.
The idea of killing off people and claiming it was done by a sea monster is at least a little interesting, but you have to understand that this film is a comedy/horror mix (as evidenced from the very beginning, during the opening animated credits), and the comedy is generally awful, and none of the characters (and I mean none) are of any interest whatsoever.
You have Robert Towne playing a clueless American spy who narrates the movie (‘It was dusk. I could tell because the sun was going down’ is the pinnacle of his humor), Beach Dickerson, who can imitate animal sounds (and by ‘imitate,’ I mean he opens his mouth and the roar of a lion is dubbed over), which is great, because he meets a woman (Blanquita Romero) who can do the same thing, and they make animal sounds together because it’s love and I hate this fucking movie.
Other people who appear include Antony Carbone (A Bucket of Blood), Betsy Jones-Moreland, Esther Sandoval, and Sonia Noemí González. It doesn’t matter, as none of them do anything to make the movie any more bearable, but they do indeed appear.
Here’s the thing – this is not my type of comedy. There was one amusing line in the movie, and that’s it. Everything else was just awful. And what makes this worse is that Creature from the Haunted Sea is a short movie – the version I saw was an hour and three minutes. Despite that, it was still a struggle to get through. It’s a painful movie, and not one I have any fun with.
Some people can probably get a kick out of this movie. I’ve enjoyed plenty of Roger Corman movies, even loved a few (The Pit and the Pendulum and The Tomb of Ligeia, for instance), but Creature from the Haunted Sea is just a bad time.
3/10


